New (Unrealistic) Rules for Presidential Debates
Saturday, October 20th, 2012Politics in America today have turned into theater, which may be appealing to the performers but does little for many of us who would like to hear what they think of the real issues and how they plan on improving the country. So, representing this brand of individual is none other than yours truly. Here are the (my) rules:
1) The moderator is equipped with a taser to be used as soon as one candidate a) so much as mentions the other’s name, b) refers to what my opponent’s plan is or will be and c) talks over the other, out of turn. In other words, tell Americans about you and what electing you would mean to us. Note: If a taser is deemed to be overly excessive, the rule shall be amended, to, rather than tase the offender, mute his/her microphone.
2) Each candidate will be allowed to bring a special adviser, whomever he or she considers an expert on the subject being discussed and whose views reflect those of the candidate. These advisers will or will not necessarily be a current or potential Cabinet member. The reason for this rule is simple. The job of president is entirely too difficult for one person to do by him or herself. The candidate will answer the question but will be allowed to confer with his or her adviser before doing so.
The nation, if not the world, has become one of specialists. No one ought to be expected to know everything. It is now commonplace for an honest gaffe to be recorded and YouTubed forever. A candidate may has changed his or her opinion from years ago, yet the former version is still out there for anyone and everyone to see, hear, email, text or tweet. Everyone’s job - especially the POTUS - is infinitely more difficult since the invention of the Internet.
3) There should be a gallery of people who have used dishonest methods in the past to attain personal fame, power or fortune. Should candidates find it necessary to use any such person in their campaign, it should be duly noted and the candidate should disclose his or her reason for wanting to be associated with such an individual. This is not negative campaigning as the agenda of each of these people has been exposed and we should see them for what they are - people who will win at any cost. There shouldn’t be any room for such people in politics. Examples are Michael Moore, Karl Rove and hundreds of others - on both sides.
4) Each candidate must explain how he or she plans to work with members of the opposing party. Once again, there is to be no speaking over the opponent. In this one case there will be an exception and each candidate will have a limited amount of time (two minutes?) to explain why his or her opponent’s “across-the-aisle” techniques won’t succeed but there needs to be evidence why the methods won’t work .
Why, you might ask, would I, someone who admittedly knows next-to-nothing about politics - and cares just a smidgen less - would decide to come up with something like the above? The recent negativity in campaigning is, or at least out to be, embarrassing to all Americans - and outlawed. Plus, it’s hard to blog on something every day! Seriously, if selecting a leader is vital - and it is - how important is picking someone to lead the country for the next four years? Seemingly, the overwhelming majority of our citizens aren’t happy with the direction our nation is headed in so many areas - educationally, economically, taking care of our seniors, younger folks being able to take care of themselves, the use of our military, . . . whatever!  We have a chance to improve it but only if we change our attitudes.
As best selling author John Maxwell says:
“It’s not our conditions that determine our choices; it’s our choices that determine our conditions.”