Herm Edwards of the NFL’s Kansas City Chiefs just got fired, becoming the most recent professional head coach to lose his job. It was about time for a coach to be fired. After all, it was a entire day since Mark Iavaroni was pink slipped by the Memphis Grizzlies of the NBA.
People think the reason for firing a coach is he did a poor job and lost too many games. And they’re correct -partially. However, there are other factors that come into play. The reason it can’t just be losing is that many of the teams that just fired their coaches wouldn’t have won if Vince Lombardi or Red Auerbach, in their heydays, were coaching them. Plain and simple, they were bad teams whose rosters were filled with bad players, players, for the most part, selected in the draft, free agency or through trades by the general manager. Firing the coach “buys time” for the GM, shifting the blame to the head coach - and blame is what the fans, i.e. buying public, is most interested in. “Oh, he was the culprit? You know, I always thought so. Off with his head. Boy, now I can’t wait until next year.”
Another reason for the coach being fired, in several cases, is that his lack of success can be pinned on someone else - the owner, who simply made a poor management decision, by hiring the guy in the first place! Every year, there are certain hires that raise the eyebrows of those “in the know,” i.e. the guys who have been around the game seemingly forever (mainly former coaches and, in some cases, media members) and can give a laundry list of reasons why the new man was the wrong man. In all my years, I’ve yet to see these wise old vets wrong.
Next up on the “reasons coaches get fired list” is the coach couldn’t get along with the players, or at least the players who had the owner’s (and possibly GM’s) ear. The tag “franchise player” doesn’t refer only to playing skills. This isn’t a new concept (unless you consider what Magic Johnson did to Paul Westhead as recent).
Another factoid, albeit one less frequent - a proven winner becomes available, i.e. the GM or owner hears from, say, Bill Cowher’s agent that his client is worried that his jaw is unclenching which can only mean he’d better get back into coaching and is there any truth to the rumor your coach’s contract won’t be renewed? There is now.
Let’s talk reality and nothing talks reality better than numbers. The number of NFL games in a year is 256, i.e. 16 (the number of games played by each team) times 16 (32 NFL teams with two teams playing in each game). The overall record each year in the NFL is 128 wins and 128 losses. Note: There was one tie this past year, so call the record 127-127-2. So … when the Tennessee Titans went 13-3, somebody had to absorb those 10 losses to even out the slate. Same goes for every other team posting a winning record.
In the NBA the numbers are 82 games played by 30 teams or an overall record of 615-615. Currently, the Lakers, Celtics, Magic and Cavs are a combined 102 games over .500 and the season just passed the halfway point! Can you start to understand now why seven of the 30 NBA head coaches have been fired already? With rumors of possible changes in Detroit, Phoenix, New Jersey and, naturally, the Clippers?
Former head man for the Houston Rockets and New York Knicks, Jeff Van Gundy, a very cerebral commentator, coach, individual (and being smart in one area does not necessarily mean you automatically qualify in the others) evaluated the current situation of the NBA coach’s life expectancy. “Unless your name is Phil Jackson, Gregg Popovich, Jerry Sloan or Doc Rivers, if you lose three games in a row, you’re instantly on the hot seat.” And, until last season, Doc’s seat was mighty warm.
If changing coaches can increase a team’s value, consider it done. Your fans will not put up with excessive losses. Season-ticket renewals aren’t so easy in today’s economy.
Yet, while fans must be placated, the people directly involved don’t want to come off as heartless. Fishing reels aren’t spun as much as press conferences after a coach is let go. Listen to a portion of the press conference when Tampa Bay fired Jon Gruden (who, although he was the coach when the Bucs won a Super Bowl, it was just too long ago). “These decisions are never easy. This is the toughest decision you can make for an NFL franchise. Jon (is a) consummate professional. (He’s) poured (his) heart and soul into this franchise,” Buccaneers co-chairman Joel Glazer said. “It’s really been an honor to work with (him).” Or this from the most recently deposed coach: “This was not an easy decision,” the KC’s boss, Clark Hunt, said. “Herm is an outstanding football coach and a man of integrity.” Other terms of endearment are lines like: “____ is a great human being and we wish him the best in his future endeavors. We just decided we needed to go in a different direction” (why didn’t they just give this wonderful humanitarian a compass)? Or the ever popular, “We felt like we needed a different voice.” Perfect, hire a ventriloquist - or, better yet, Rich Little. Who has more voices than Rich? Anytime a different voice is needed, bingo. Talk about job security.
One item that’s never mentioned is the nice parting gift the outgoing coach receives. Even if he only has one year left on his contract, like Herm Edwards, it’s usually for what his is - the last year of a 4-year, $12 million deal. Herm ought to be able to make ends meet for a while - as long as he doesn’t run into a Bernie Madoff protege.
One thing I’ve never understood is coaching is one job where there are an overabundance of applicants (and with the law of averages being what it is, many of them must be highly capable), all of whom like money, but most of whom (the highly competent ones included) would take the position for a fraction of what teams are currently paying. Sure, no one’s going to get a Bill Cowher at a bargain price, but it doesn’t seem like Mike Tomlin’s doing such a bad job in his absence (at about half the price). I have no knowledge of this, but I’m pretty certain he would have taken the job for less (than the 4-year, $10 million he’s making). He obviously (now) was the perfect fit and I’d be willing to bet he knew that - and only needed the opportunity. Should the Steelers win the whole enchilada, he’ll be in for a new deal and a (BIG) raise.
My strong feeling is that coaches and players (although the union would be up in arms should it even be suggested) ought to be paid based on only two elements: wins and paid attendance. No other stats will do because players will find ways to pad them (remember Dennis Rodman missing easy shots so he could get another rebound before he scored or the stories of him stealing rebounds from teammates just to up his total number of boards)?
Teams shouldn’t fear the untested coach. Just make sure the proper research on him is done. What he lacks in experience, he’ll more than make up for in enthusiasm, work ethic and energy. “But the players won’t respect a guy who’s not making a ton of money,” the skeptics will cry. Do you really think there’s a whole lot of respect right now? Especially on these teams who are making coaching changes? As former Princeton coach Pete Carril used to say everytime he’d hear the players complaining their coach’s firing was unjustified, that it was them on the floor and that they loved the guy, “If they really felt that way, they should have been playing harder for him during the season.”
It might be a giant risk, but what you’re doing now ain’t working, so as the saying goes:
“Don’t have your goal: to get to death safely.”