The NBA Playoffs Produce Some Incredible (and Nonsensical) Observations
Friday, April 30th, 2010Maybe it’s because the college basketball season is over. Or maybe it’s because we’ve been glued to our sets since before Thanksgiving and we’re running on emotional fumes (as far as trying to maintain a focus on hoops), but it seems that the NBA brings out things you seldom hear during what used to be considered basketball season, i.e. winter.
Here were a couple I heard from the same “fan” yesterday, first following the Spurs win over Dallas and then again, at the half of the Portland-Phoenix game. The first: “Dirk Nowitzki can’t be considered a truly great player because of his team’s post-season failures” (getting knocked out of the playoffs in the first round three out of the last four years). To begin with, one has (nearly) nothing to do with the other. If anyone wants to hear how good Nowitzki is just ask anyone who’s tried to guard him (meaning NBA players, not some guy who claims to have been at a club and “shut him down” - for two possessions). Next was the statement about Dirk’s former running mate, Steve Nash. “It’s evident that Nash’s best days are behind him.” This was because of the uncharacteristic turnovers he had in the first 24 minutes.
Usually when you hear statements like that they’re coming from someone who has lost money because the guy they’re criticizing didn’t play as expected after the call went into the bookie. To be fair that’s not always true. Sometimes it’s just a jackass who wants to sound intelligent by being what he considers to be controversial, although foolish would be a more apt description. Another similar quote I heard was that Grant Hill is just like “all those Duke players” - great in college, but can’t hack it in the pros. The basis for this (asinine) comment was that Hill is 37 and, just this year, was on a team that made it to the second round of the playoffs. Like one guy could actually win a playoff series by himself.
Another line I heard that gave me pause, not because it was foolish, but because it could only be heard in basketball was by winning coach Alvin Gentry of the Phoenix Suns. When he was asked to sum up their win, he said, “Our defense was phenomenal.” Only in basketball could a team give up 90 points and have its defense be recognized as phenomenal.
Gentry’s line aside, the fans who made the earlier statements, and others who utter additional idiotic observations, would be best served to abide by the line:
“It’s usually better to keep your mouth closed and have people think you’re a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.”